Fuck the Oscars! Guest-ranter Peter in “Science Versus The Movies”

11 Feb

The Angry Usher

clueless_scientist

After spending 28 ½ years on this Earth (all of which in the great state of America), I have come to know three things as absolute truths.

1. Macaroni and cheese with bacon is proof of the existence of God. Just look at it. Or you know what? Just imagine it. Fuck you.

2. My heart will no doubt explode before I reach my 50th birthday.

3. Hollywood is smarter than a million Einsteins. Congratulations on relativity, bro, but that was like 200 years ago.

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