Tag Archives: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

There Supposed to be Mutants!

23 Feb


Megan Fox as April O’Neil! WTF?!

22 Feb
The TMNT logo of the 2003 animated series.

The TMNT logo of the 2003 animated series. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Megan Fox has just been confirmed as being cast in the new TMNT remake by Michael ‘Bullshit Summer Movie’ Bay.  What were they really thinking?  She has never acted a day in her life.  The only reason Fox had value was the flavour of the month.  Even then, there are waaaay hotter vaginas running around Hollywood.  (I realize vaginas has a live link, WordPress let me do it, so I did it).

If Fox had been cast as some mutant abiration of her surname, that would rock.  Instead, she is playing April O’Niel…a role she is probably way too old to play these days.  The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were always so awesome.  This might be the most disappointing thing to happen to them since Vanilla Ice.


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